October 23rd, 2008

Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating


  • Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating
  • 10.  You get winded from knocking on the door.
  • 9.  You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
  • 8.  You ask for high fiber candy only.
  • 7.   When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
  • 6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
  • 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
  • 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
  • 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your wig.
  • 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
  • 1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-husbands live.



Three vampires walk into a bar.

The waitress comes up to them and asks them what they'll have. ?

The first vampire says, (Transylvanian accent inferred)

"I'll have a glass of O Positive."

The second vampire says, "I'll have a glass of AB Negative."

The third vampire says, "I'm the designated driver.

I'll just have a glass of plasma."

The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells,


"Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!"