- Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating
- 10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
- 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
- 8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
- 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
- 6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
- 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
- 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
- 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your wig.
- 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
- 1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-husbands live.
VAMPIRES IN A BAR
Three vampires walk into a bar.
The waitress comes up to them and asks them what they'll have. ?
The first vampire says, (Transylvanian accent inferred)
"I'll have a glass of O Positive."
The second vampire says, "I'll have a glass of AB Negative."
The third vampire says, "I'm the designated driver.
I'll just have a glass of plasma."
The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells,
"Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!"